Jarrod Moore

Captioning Supervisor Day Shift

Though initially perplexed by the grandiose assertion in being voted "Most Likely to Move to Burbank, Ca., and Work in Closed Captioning" by his graduating class in his Shreveport, Louisiana high school, it wasn't long before Jarrod Moore found himself clearing the final peak of the Rockies atop a giant alligator, carrying nothing but a gunnysack full of crawfish, hushpuppies, corn-cob pipes, potato guns, mudflaps with obscenely cute phrases like "Real Men Do It in the Dirt," and all other necessities stereotypical of Southern culture, and he began his descent into a scarcely populated, little-known region known as the "San Fernando Valley."

In slightly less time than it took to navigate the previous masterpiece of a run-on sentence, Mr. Moore got wind from the locals of new devices and technologies available in this land, namely the "Internet," and "Television". As Jarrod's interest grew, so did his skills and his desire to operate in a sector of this technology.

Since the demise of his three-four polka-core ensemble, in his spare time Moore has found himself with quite the Wii Fit addiction, which admittedly could be comparable to eating deep-fried bananas.